January 2010
I wanna sex you in an elevator =)))
yusenkaisha:
contravariance:
mrbadluck:
WRITE DOWN WHAT IT SAYS IN THE DAY U WERE BORN…FOR EXAMPLE (I WANNA KISS YOU IN THE RAIN) GET IT REPOST OR GET BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVER FOR 10 YEARS Jan. - i WANNA KISS YOU Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU Mar. - i WANNA FUCK YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i...
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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
“You don’t find love. Love finds you.”
– One Tree Hill (via underthefakecut)
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